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Showing posts with label Buffy. Show all posts

Sunday, November 28, 2010

If Buffy Minus Whedon is Bad, You Will Never Remember It

I've been reading the coverage (it crops up and dies down, and has been for the past year) of a refreshed Buffy, The Vampire Slayer produced by people involved in the original movie. Which is to say, the Buffy reboot would be a remake of the film without any of the characters or concepts that Joss Whedon and company attached to the television series in its seven year run.
If you never watched the tv series Buffy, what's at issue here is that while the movie was a vampires-in-high-school farce adventure, the TV series was a West Wing-funny, long-running, fantasy soap opera parody. They were utterly different in tone, and the TV version was successful whereas the film was not, and everyone seems confident that what made the difference was the iron-fisted creative control of creator Joss Whedon, whose unique voice permeated the show. Not so the film, where Whedon was but one voice. Point, Whedon and seven years.

My first instinct to the idea of a reboot without Whedon is: bleah. AKA Casino Royale, and not the fantastic James Bond reboot starring Daniel Craig, but the bizarre 1967 failure that happened because a group of creatives (we use that term even when it doesn't fit) had the rights to make a James Bond feature outside of the popular cycle. Remember this one? No?
So the most likely result here? Yes, they make a Buffy reboot without Joss Whedon, and it slips instantly into oblivion next to 1997's The Saint and all those Star Trek stories written after Gene Roddenberry died. Oh, wait, that one doesn't count.
And while we're at it, having the original creator onboard doesn't always help; witness Dan Curtis' own short-lived reboot of Dark Shadows in the 90s-- which I haven't seen. Maybe it was brilliant but didn't catch on.
Which is to say, who the heck knows if a Buffy remake would be any good? My personal feeling is still this: why again haven't the producers simply offered Joss Whedon boatloads of currency to write and produce their Buffy for them? Wouldn't that be the most logical way to proceed?
But if that doesn't happen, rest assured that if the reboot isn't any good, you'll never remember it.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Buffy Reviews posted

You may notice that suddenly "Buffy" is the single most common label on my blog. The reason is that I have imported 58 (really, Jason? 58?) reviews I did of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer episodes and comics, most of them when the show was still on the air. So if you get a hankering to read my blow-by-blow reviews, there they are. The cool thing is that these reviews are essentially trapped in amber, written at the time each episode aired, with no clue how it was going to work out.

It's funny; I haven't thought about Buffy in years. I was at a school a few weeks ago and mentioned that I used to cover the show, and no students had seen it. I've never written anything like it-- Alex Van Helsing is in a truly different universe-- but I still very much admire this work. It is one of the few modern vampire tales I've watched.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- A New Man

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
“A New Man”

Cast
Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head
Riley: Marc Blucas
Spike: James Marsters
Maggie Walsh: Lindsay Crouse
Ethan: Robin Sachs



Synopsis

Prologue
The gang throws a surprise 19th Birthday party for Buffy.

Act 1
The party’s going well but Giles is feeling old and unconnected. He’s shocked to learn that Buffy has a boyfriend and jealous that Buffy so admires her brilliant philosophy professor, Professor Walsh. (“Like, the smartest person I know!”)
While Spike finally vacates Xander’s apartment, Buffy has her first official meeting with Professor Walsh in Walsh’s Initiative Leader capacity. Walsh thought the Slayer was a myth. Walsh wants to recruit Buffy (Riley’s killed 17 whole hostiles, she boasts.)
At home, Giles realizes that this is the night of the “Demon Prince Barvain’s” rise. But Buffy’s out letting Riley down easy with her revelation that she’s been slayer active since she was fifteen and has slain countless demons.
Giles goes to see Walsh and blows everything, coming off as a creep former high school librarian who’s a little fixated on Buffy, but luckily Walsh isn’t interested enough to be alarmed. She does, however, say Buffy’s “lacking s father figure,” which hurts.
Then, when Giles leads Xander & Willow to the crypt in search of the Demon Prince, there’s nothing to accomplish because apparently the Initiative’s already taken care of it. Even worse, Willow realizes no one has caught Giles up to the Initiative’s existence.
Once Willow and Xander leave, Giles encounters his old warlock friend Ethan Rayne.

Act 2
“Ripper” Giles and Rayne forgo fighting for drinking because something’s up-- a mystery called “314” is frightening the demons. Rayne, chaos-lover that he is, is alarmed by the way the new Initiative is altering the power scheme.
Meanwhile, Buffy and Riley spar, proceeding from pulling their punches to Buffy kicking Riley across the room.
Giles and Rayne drink into the night as Giles bemoans that the world has passed them by.
At the University, Willow gets together with her new magic partner Tara at the chem. lab. “We’re going to float a rose, then use the magic to pluck the petals off,” she says, in a sentence that would thrill Georgia O'Keefe. But something evil out there is interfering with the success of the spells they cast.
Giles oversleeps the following morning and wakes up a demon. (“Damn. Ethan.”) He can’t use the phone, can’t get a jacket on, and trundles out into the streets.
At breakfast, Buffy’s in a great mood and Willow’s lying about who she’s been hanging out with.
Giles sneaks into Xander’s basement to ask for help, but we learn that the only words coming from Giles’ mouth are demon gibberish. Xander throws pots at Giles until the demon librarian runs away.

Act 3
The Scooby Gang mourn the loss of Giles when they arrive at his house and find it wrecked. Giles retreats to the graveyard and runs into Spike, who can kill demons but recognizes Giles. (Giles is speaking Fyarl Demonspeak, which Spike knows.) Giles agrees to pay Spike $200 to help him work things out with Rayne. He’s slowly losing his humanity, but he still wants to keep everything a secret until he finds Rayne. (Hilariously, as they drive around, he stops briefly to frighten Professor Walsh.)
Meanwhile, Buffy et al discover silver can kill the Fyarl, and theorize that Ethan Rayne has returned. Buffy learns that the Initiative has some neat tricks, like master keys to the city and electronic hotel registry searches. Cool.

Act 4
The Initiative humvees chase Giles and Spike, so Giles rolls out of his car and attacks Rayne at his hotel room. But Buffy and Riley show up, and Buffy beats Giles senseless. She tries to stake him with a silver letter-opener, but recognize his eyes after stabbing him. Luckily, it’s not real silver. After Rayne is forced to change Giles back, Rayne doesn’t get away this time-- the Initiative arrests him.
Afterwards, Giles tells Buffy to beware the Initiative. Meanwhile, Maggie Walsh really does have something cooking in a testing lab called 314.

NOTES

After all this time, Buffy has returned to a theme the show seemed to have dropped, that of Giles as Buffy's surrogate father. Here the element comes roaring back in a story in which Giles suffers a father's fate, losing touch with the big news of his "daughter's" life and even becoming inaccessible or unrecognizable to her, whereas before he was the major source of support.

Lindsay Crouse, meanwhile, comes across about ten times warmer in this episode than she has in the past as Prof. Maggie Walsh, Head of the military Initiative. She's genuine towards Buffy; it helps the Buffy has begun to idolize the woman, which of course only heightens Giles' angst.

The key scene is the one in which Giles chooses to go visit Professor Walsh. In any given episode the character of Giles comes off as creepy unless he’s a father figure, and unfortunately with Walsh he comes off as a high school librarian, now unemployed, who seems to be stalking Buffy. It's actually a little unusual that Walsh doesn't sense anything of the sort; she talks to Giles as if he's an inadequate but concerned teacher. Moreover, Giles is too nervous and off balance, so Walsh is able to steamroll him: Giles says she needs guidance to find her footing, and Walsh responds that what is true for hiking is not necessarily true for humans. It's a neat trick to remember that a good metaphor does not a truth make. She's a perfect foil.

Perhaps, despite those who would prefer Crouse's extraordinarily butch character to come out, Walsh will make a romantic foil for Giles. (You can see the signpost already in as much as they hate one another. There's only so much time in a show to waste on something like that unless you have a plan for it.)

Speaking of coming out, I'm curious about the handholding, flower-concentrating Tara and Willow, especially because Willow saw fit to lie about who she's spending her evening with.

Side note: there's a moment when Giles remembers that tonight is a big demon night. This impressed me-- it occurs to me that Giles has seemingly thousands of periodic demon risings that he keeps in his head, like Saint's days. Especially cool is the fact that that demon is never seen; the Initiative takes care of him without fuss.

Anyone notice that Ethan Rayne's whole attack this time had no purpose whatsoever? He just sort of comes to town, turns Giles into a demon, and gets caught before he leaves. Does Rayne want revenge for the countless times he's thwarted Giles? Does it matter? In the script, Rayne's spell might as well have been a wayward demon plague Giles contracted. Rayne's only purpose in the script is to be a drinking pal in a scene that plays out very well, as Giles bemoans that he's been hunting demons for twenty years and never got the attention the demons are giving the Initiative.

Another thread running through is the continued business of the Initiative and the Slayer Gang sniffing one another out. Here, we find that Riley can call on any number of tricks that Bruce Wayne would kill for, whereas Buffy is inhumanly strong, "like Spider-Man."

And that's all.

Quotes


Rayne: “Brilliant. Now isn't this more fun than kicking my ass?”
Giles: “No.”

“What am I? I’m an unemployed librarian with a tendency to get knocked on the head.”
-- Giles

Giles: “Don’t like this feeling. This pressing need to destroy. This anger. Rage.”
Spike: “Good times. Go with it.”

Riley: “You’re really strong. Like... spider-man strong.”
Buffy: "Yeah. I don’t like, stick to stuff, but yeah.”

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Who Are You

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 4, Episode "Who Are You"

Broadcast February 29, 2000

Cast:

Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head
Riley: Marc Blucas
Spike: James Marsters
Faith: Eliza Dushku


Synopsis

Prologue
Faith has forced Buffy to switch bodies with her-- leaving Buffy to be hauled off to the hospital in Faith’s body, and Faith safely at Buffy’s mother’s side.

Act 1
Faith gets used to Buffy’s body by talking to Buffy’s mom, luxuriating in a bubble bath and making faces in the bathroom mirror.
Meanwhile, Buffy fights to escape the hospital until the personnel forcibly sedate her.
Willow admits that she hasn’t told the Scooby Gang about her time with Tara. Willow wants to keep something to herself, “something that’s mine.” Tara’s answer: “I am, you know... yours.”
After Faith orders plane tickets, she heads off to see the Gang, while the Watcher’s Council kidnaps Buffy from an ambulance, thinking they’re taking Faith.

Act 2
At Giles’ place, Faith learns that a special ops Watcher team has stolen her body, and she’s thrilled to hear that Buffy could be away for a long time. She promises to patrol for crazy cyborg Adam and heads straight for dancing at the Bronze.
At he club she flirts with and frustrates Spike, who can’t wait to get the chip out of his head so he can kill her.

Meanwhile, Adam the Frankenstein cyborg meets up with a team of young vampires and, after killing one, recruits the rest.

Buffy wakes up in the custody of the Watcher team, who aren’t interested in her story about being trapped in the wrong body. The Watcher’s Council has been perverted by Faith, they say, and they can’t wait to see her get justice.

Willow brings Tara to the Bronze to meet Buffy and finds Faith-in-Buffy chugging beers. While Will goes for drinks, Faith pegs Tara for a lesbian right away, taunts her about Willow’s ex, Oz, and cruelly teases her about her nervous stutter. Willow returns to point out a vampire leaving with a victim; Faith saves the girl and is momentarily shaken by the girl’s gratitude.

Buffy is running out of ideas on escaping the Council while Faith uses her body to visit her boyfriend, Riley.


Act 3
“She’s not your friend,” Tara announces when she and Willow are back at Tara’s. The energy’s all wrong, and the girl she met was “fragmented... plus she was kind of mean.”

Tara, normally the reticent one, suggests opening a passage to the nether realm... but she warns Willow that it would be an intense experience. “I trust you,” Willow says.

Faith-in-Buffy seduces Riley, who, although still healing, is up to the task. He’s a little weirded out by her wildness until her turns the seduction into a more intimate lovemaking.

Willow and Tara sit side-to-side and chant their spell to enter the nether world, the power of which overtakes Willow orgasmically.

After lovemaking, Riley says, “I love you,” and genuinely horrifies Faith-in-Buffy (“Who are you? What do you want from her?”)

As Adam makes apostles out of his team of vampires his apostles and Faith sneaks away from Riley the next morning, Buffy finally escapes the Watcher team.

Act 4
Faith-in-Buffy catches her plane the next morning while Faith-in-Buffy visits a terrified Giles. It takes about five minutes for Buffy to prove herself. But Willow and Tara, once they arrive, already know: they proved it in the netherworld and came back with a “Tatra” that can reverse the spell. But they have to find Faith-in-Buffy.

Meanwhile, Adam’s vampire apostles have taken over a church, news of which beckons Riley, the Scooby Gang, and even Faith-in-Buffy. Faith in Buffy insists to Riley on going in right away before everyone else arrives. (“I’m Buffy! I have to do this!”)
She repeats a phrase she’s used mockingly with earnest: “You’re not going to kill these people, because it’s wrong.” She’s “the Slayer-- the one and only.” Faith finishes off the vampires except one, which Buffy gets. Then the Slayers fight until Buffy switches their bodies back. Faith runs away.

The Council has cleared out, too, and we learn that Faith has hopped a train, headed for parts unknown.

Notes

In a fascinating episode that curves slowly from farce to poignancy, the most interesting arc of this story is Faith’s odyssey in Buffy’s body, which becomes less fun as she experiences things she’s avoided before. Her reaction to Riley’s love indicates a sad unfamiliarity with affection, and what creeps out along the way is a jealous sort of Buffy-worship. Faith starts out pretending she's controlling a puppet, looking for opportunities to insult Buffy. But along the way a strange seriousness comes to her role-playing: she defends Buffy ("I am not a killer. I'm the slayer.") She refers to Buffy as the "one and only," meaning she's coming to see herself as extraneous, meaningless. She's saddened by the happiness in Buffy's life, and she's overcome by both hatred and love. In the end she understands Buffy's genuine, Superman-like adherence to a code of right and wrong, and the truth saddens her.

Between the two acting tours-de-force, Eliza Dushku is the superior actress, at least if the yardstick used is the ability to impersonate another actress. Sarah Michelle Gellar is adequate in portraying Buffy with Faith’s wonky vocabulary, but her performances leans towards caricature. Dushku’s impersonation of Gellar is downright eerie.

Still, Gellar’s Taxi Driver bit in front of the mirror is extremely clever, as she sticks out her tongue and tries to recite “Buffy lines.” (“You can’t do that. It’s wrong.”) But there's something sickening-sweet about her aping of Faith's voluptuous sensuality, as if it doesn't fit her.

Homoeroticism is another order of the day: Faith's early time in Buffy’s body is highly sensual, as she caresses herself in a bath and admires "her" face. Meanwhile, the show itself manages to give us a lesbian love scene without Tara and Willow actually touching. The smoking circle in which Willow’s sweating entrance to the netherworld happens is, surprisingly, genuinely erotic. Nicely done and not particularly exploitative, this is a memorable scene.

Here's a question: Wetworks? From the Watcher’s Council? What on earth does the Council do? The question will remain in my mind forever, apparently, because I never have been able to get a handle on the shape of this Council. Surely one Slayer per generation wouldn't need a whole council, unless the Council's Slayer-watching is but one aspect of their work. Do they have demon-hunting teams in England? Are they doing nothing but waiting for some apocalypse that will require lots of work for them? Are they like a monastic order, folding in on itself and keeping arcana in preparation for the end-times? Will we ever, ever learn?

So we end with a chastened Faith heading of for parts unknown, having learned to hate herself even more. I'm curious to see what will become of her.

Quotes

Giles: They sent a retrieval team to capture Faith... this is a special operations unit; they handle the Council’s trickier jobs, smuggling, interrogations, wetworks...
Willow: What's wetworks?
Xander: SCUBA-type stuff.
Anya: I thought it was murder.
Xander: Well... yeah, but there could be underwater... murder... with snorkels.


Spike: You know why I really hate you, Summers?
Faith in Buffy (FIB): 'Cause I’m a stuck up tight-ass with no sense of fun?
Spike: Well, yeah, that about covers it...
FIB: 'Cause I could do anything I want instead I choose to pout and whine about the burden of Slayerness?


Buffy-in-Faith (BIF): Oh! When I had psychic powers I heard my Mom think you were a like a stevedore during sex. Do you want me to continue?
Giles: Actually, I beg you to stop.
BIF: What’s a stevedore?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Triangle

Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Episode "Triangle"
Broadcast January 9, 2001


"Triangle" takes a break from the weightier issues of the 2000-2001 Season so far and gives us a comedy episode of sorts, this time focusing on Willow and Anya. Willow is shown to have some jealousy and protectiveness-related anger towards Anya, and the problem feels right even if it's never been made all that clear before. Meanwhile, Buffy manages to pretend it's all about her.

While Buffy sulks around over the loss of Riley, who left her for the military, Giles heads off to England to consult the Watcher Council about the Scooby Gang's most recent long-term nemesis, Glori. He leaves Anya in charge of the magic shop, but Willow makes a point of belittling Anya and insists on helping with the shop. She and Anya snipe at one another while Willow does magic spells, and amidst their arguing and spell casting, the girls manage to conjure an enormous troll.

The hammer-wielding troll, who speaks like Thor and rumbles across Sunnydale banging on things and demanding babies to eat, is actually an old flame of Anya. (It turns out she was offered the demon job after turning her boyfriend into this troll.) The chase for the troll-- which allows Willow and Anya to work out the differences between them, both vowing never to hurt Xander-- ends in the magic shop once more, where Xander is offered the chance to save one of the two girls. He refuses, receiving a broken wrist for his trouble. In the end, Buffy arrives and beats the troll while Willow sends it to another dimension. We fade out with a brief nod to continuity, as Giles returns from England to report that the Watchers know nothing about Glori, and Dawn overhears him, Buffy and Joyce discussing the mystery of Dawn, the girl who should not exist.

ANALYSIS

First and foremost, this Anya/Willow springs more or less fully grown from the foreheads of the powers that be, because I don't recall seeing much of an animosity between the two. "Triangle," in fact, seems to redress that, insisting that if there hasn't been tension, there should be. One benefit is that we get to see a new facet of Willow, who like anybody can shrill and petty given the proper catalyst. These women threaten one another: they each have a romantic link to Xander, and neither would like to see him hurt. Anya's fear is that Willow will steal Xander away, whereas Willow, who now plays for a different team, still fears Anya will eventually kill Xander, since it's what she was trained to do as a Vengeance Demon. All of this amounts to very little, of course, since in the end the two sort of shake on maintaining a happy status quo.

Xander and Spike, meanwhile, have yet another chummy beer-and-pool confab, which is always effective and funny because Spike remains unapologetically evil. I love Spike's response when the troll busts in and asks where he might find some babies: he turns to Xander and shrugs, "What do you think, the hospital?"
God, but for a soul for Spike. The poor vampire king has fallen in love with Buffy, and spends much of this episode hilariously practicing his wooing lines (complete with an offer of chocolates) to a blonde mannequin. My prediction? This relationship is on a trajectory to actually happen, and I say that because right now, nothing is going right for Spike. It's charming that Spike looks to Buffy with pride when he does not feed off a bloody injured woman, and Buffy scorns him. He tries, this evil one. I wonder, though, if Spike might cause yet another revision of the rules of vampires in the Buffy world. What if the demon in a vampire can be reformed by love?

Meanwhile, Buffy manages to make it all about her, fighting the troll with greater ferocity because she insists that Xander and Anya's love is "everlasting," and won't hear differently. This has nothing to do with her friends and everything to do with the recent departure of Riley, the boyfriend driven from the show by the fans. (I often wonder what it would look like to have a show where the characters could acknowledge such strange forces at work, causing them to dump one boyfriend and take another, or to move to another city and take a whole new job.)

Last notes, in brief: Anya remains one of the coolest creations of the show, Willow's new hair is cute, and it's almost as nice to see Buffy and Tara bonding as it is to see Joyce the recent cancer survivor up, about and in regular, non-bathrobe clothes.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- The Yoko Factor

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 4, Episode “The Yoko Factor”
Broadcast Tuesday, May 9, 2000

CAST
Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head
Riley: Marc Blucas
Spike: James Marsters
Anya: Emma Caulfield
Tara: Amber Benson
Adam: George Hertzberg

SYNOPSIS

PROLOGUE
Colonel McNamara speaks to an unnamed, suited John McCain lookalike, who urges the Colonel to get the Initiative under control and get Riley back in their hands. They’ve invested too much in him. Meanwhile, Spike tries to convince new playmate Adam not to underestimate the Slayer.

ACT 1
Spike tells Adam he’s killed two (!) Slayers already, but Buffy’s been a sticking point. The real trick is in getting rid of Buffy’s circle of friends, who Spike will take responsibility for eliminating. (It’ll be a challenge, since the chip in Spike’s head won’t let him hurt anyone directly.)

Xander and Riley, meanwhile, commiserate about Buffy, who left for LA and hasn’t reported back yet. Xander explains the curse of Angel, who's an okay guy unless he experiences true happiness (sex with Buffy, in the eager overestimation of the Buffy universe) at which point he becomes a killer. Riley’s not happy to hear the details.

Giles, meanwhile, has moved from The Who to Lynyrd Skynyrd, giving us an acoustic rendition of “Freebird” until Spike sneaks into his house. Spike’s deal: he’ll deliver highly classified Initiative files on Adam in exchange for a year’s protection and free packets of blood. Giles says he can make the deal happen, but Spike’s only going to take a yes from Buffy, who the vampire thinks doesn’t respect Giles anymore.

Meanwhile, back in the land of Willow and Tara, the new cat provides hours of entertainment and Willow’s thinking of signing up for drama. Her transformation is well on its way.

Once Buffy is back, Riley comes to see her. But the Slayer is mopey and vague about her trip to see Angel, and Riley slumps away.

Wile Spike plants seed in Xander’s head that his friends are talking about him behind his back, Buffy trades barbs with Riley’s Initiative friend Forrest before the two run headlong into Adam in a cave.


ACT 2
Just like that, Adam runs Forrest through, killing him, and nearly fries Buffy with an Initiative gun before Buffy falls and hits her head on a rock.

Spike’s seeds of discord drop unabated as he delivers his “stolen files” to Giles, Willow and Tara, and this time convinces Willow that her friends are talking behind her back. Giles has taken to drinking.

While the Initiative tries to figure out how to respond to the record-breaking overcrowding of their monster containment cells, a new distress call rings out from an embattled Initiative unit. Riley overhears this call on his specially designed walky-talky and decides to help out, hurrying from the barn he’s been living in.

The monster Riley finds is none other than vampire Angel, who’s just knocked out a tam of Initiative Agents who attacked him.


ACT 3

Riley, quite the jealous Iowa farmsoldier, thinks that because Angel is pissy he must have slept with Buffy and lost his soul. Between Angel’s vampire strength and Riley’s super-solder-serum enhancements, they throw one another around pretty well, only interrupted by arriving trucks. Angel disappears.

The vampire turns up at Buffy’s place just in time for Riley to show up. Buffy, super-hero that she is, separates them by throwing them across the room. She and Angel retire to make up from the nasty things they said to one another when she visited LA. They simply come from different worlds now. Angel leaves once more.

Spike checks in with Adam to explain his Very Clever Plan, the Yoko Factor, by which he will sow the disintegration of the Scooby Gang with distrust and innuendo. Now he’d like Adam to come through and remove the chip the Initiative planted in Spike’s brain. But not yet, Adam says-- there remains one more task.

ACT 4

Riley and Buffy kiss and make up, professing their Love. But news that Riley's friend Forrest is dead sends the ex-agent away in sadness.

Buffy goes to Giles, but by now the group has completely devolved. Xander thinks everybody considers him stupid, Willow thinks everyone judges her lifestyle and thinks her mind is going downhill, and Giles is feeling under-appreciated and, now, drunk. Buffy refuses their help in facing Adam. "What can you possibly do? I've been wondering why there’s no ancient prophesy about the chosen one and her friends.”

We close with another visitor to Adam: Riley Finn, this time.

NOTES

Cyborg Adam is rather like Tony Robbins, as Spike calls him. He's remarkably eloquent and charismatic. In a sense, of course, he really is the Frankenstein monster, who was just as poetic. The difference is that Adam is a villain from head to toe, whereas the monster was just a blunderer into his sins. This is the fault of the Initiative, who built Adam from demon parts for reasons that may remain forever unclear.

This episode returns Spike, finally, to his place as a Buffy villain after a long period in which he was sort of a declawed hanger-on to the Scooby Gang. But you can hand it to the writers: despite the viewer's attempt to make a friend of Spike, Spike himself has never ceased to insist he does not wish the Scooby Gang well, and would be glad to see them all killed. In this episode, unable to inflict physical harm in any way, Spike becomes Iago, whispering hateful lies in each characters ear, hitting their weak points expertly.

The scene in which the gang tears itself apart in Giles' living room plays as broad farce, but it's hurtful and ends with Buffy taking the upper hand: she's the one who's supposed to protect the earth, and she has no use for them. The scene starts out funny and ends with Willow and Xander hurt. It's unfortunate that Buffy ahs a good point: she is the Slayer, after all. She doesn't particularly need a support network, although having one is useful.

Also in this episode-- a minor event as far as story goes-- Angel shows up to tie up some loose ends from Buffy's recent appearance on Angel. That episode ended with Buffy and Angel saying fairly nasty and hurtful things to one another, so this time around, Angel shows up to apologize. In character, Buffy assumes Angel is going to say more hurtful things, a misplaced fear since by far the nastier comments came from the Slayer before. But after all, the universe revolves around her.

And it really does seem to.


QUOTES

“Little Miss Tiny’s got in the habit of bolloxing up the plans of every would-be-unstoppable badasss who sets foot in this town.”
-- Spike

“You’re like Tony Robbins, if he was a big, scary, Frankenstein-lookin’... you’re exactly like Tony Robbins.”
-- Spike

“You know what college is? It’s High School, only without the actual going to class.”
-- Xander

(On Angel)
Riley: “See? There you go. Even when he’s good he’s all Mr. Billow Coat and King of Pain, and girls really...”
Buffy: “Riley, stop.”

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Wild at Heart

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 4
"Wild at Heart"

Cast:
Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Oz: Seth Green
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head
Veruca: Paige Moss
Prof. Walsh: Lindsay Crouse


Prologue
Buffy fights a college vampire who disappoints her by ignoring her many and varied puns. We pull back to see Spike, who watches and gloats until he’s TAZER’ed by the strange commando unit that sneaks around the UCSD woods.

Act 1
The Slayer Gang, including, randomly, Giles, all go to the Bronze and watch Veruca, the trip-hop singer Oz is clearly infatuated with. All the men fall under her spell. (Buffy calls her “Quelle Fiona... color me bored.”)
Oz’s time of wolfishness is upon us and Willow remarks she won’t be able to keep Oz company the three nights he’ll be in his cage; she has Wicca orientation. Meanwhile, Buffy is improving in Prof. Walsh’s class, so much so that Walsh wants Buffy to lead a discussion.
Oz and Veruca sit together at lunch while Oz waits for Willow; they hit it off very well, speaking their own musician language. Willow shows up and kills the buzz, sending Oz in one direction and Veruca in another.

Oz goes in his cage at night, and breaks the decrepit lock the moment he changes. In werewolf form, Oz attacks Professor Walsh, but ends up ignoring Walsh and tussling with a gray female werewolf. When morning comes, he wakes up next to none other than Veruca.

Act 2
Oz is horrified. Veruca’s an older werewolf than Oz; she even remembers the things she does when she changes. She thinks it’s absurd that Oz locks himself in a cage, and as they steal clothes from a nearby dorm, Oz insists they’re not going to se one another again. “The animal is inside you all the time,” she says, “soon you just feel sorry for everybody else. You’re free.” Oz says he won’t feel free to kill people. “You’ll change.”

At his dorm room, Oz is awkward and weird around visiting Willow (who for some reason has started sporting black lace and leather pants), and he’s especially afraid she’ll see all the love-scratches on his body. She leaves, worried.

When Buffy hears from Prof. Walsh that two giant wild dogs attacked her, Buffy goes to see Giles. Giles is bored to tears a home and is thrilled to have something to look up.

Willow goes to see Xander (friend and ex-lover) to ask if it’s normal for Oz to say no to sex. She’s concerned about this crush on Veruca. Xander says probably that she and Oz should talk about the weirdness between them, rather than just reacting to it.

Oz adds a new, improved lock to his cage and dodges Buffy’s questions when she comes around. When the evening comes he calls for Veruca, and urges her to come in the cage with him; he’s concerned that she’ll kill someone. They fall into one another’s arms, locking themselves in for the night. When morning comes, Willow finds them naked in the hay.

Act 3
Willow and Oz have one of those conversations between lovers that go a thousand directions and never, ever end well. Is this payback for what she did with Xander? No. Wasn’t there another option for Oz to keep the world safe than to lock himself in a room with a girl he was clearly attracted to? Willow wanders out in a daze and almost gets hit by a truck, only to be saved by Riley the cute TA, who tells Buffy to take her home. “Whatever it is, it’s not worth hurting yourself over,” Riley says.

Buffy declares death will come to Veruca. Willow likes Buffy’s suggestion that she “put the blame where it belongs,” and she goes all-out black-magic-whack. She casts a dark spell, complete with calls to Satan and Barabbas, to curse Oz and Veruca. But she can’t follow through.

Oz and Buffy, searching for Veruca, get lured into the woods by Veruca’s scent, a clothing decoy. Veruca has lured them away so she can go to the lab, planning to kill Willow so Oz will be set free for her influence.

Oz and Buffy come running, but Buffy briefly tussles with one of the paramilitary guys.

Act 4
Veruca is going to kill Willow, but Oz interrupts her. “You’re an animal,” Veruca says. “Animals kill.” “You’re right,” Oz says. They both wolf out with the coming moon, and Oz tears Veruca’s throat out with his teeth. Um. Buffy shows up in time to trank Oz before he kills anyone else.

Next morning, Willow finds out that Oz is leaving. He’s afraid of what he is - - the wolf, all the time. He can’t be around people he loves until he has it figured out. “Don’t you love me?” “In all my life, I've never loved anything else.”

Oz drives away in his van to find a place where the world is safe from him.


NOTES
Sometimes something going on outside a series influences what happens onscreen, but rarely does it go over as well as here, when Seth Green’s exit from Buffy for a few months works its way into a very solid episode.

Not a lot, before now, has been done with Oz’s being a werewolf- - although he was introduced with a play on “The Call of the Wild,” so far Oz has been characterized by complete control over his animal nature. In this episode, the writers call Oz’s control into question. Further, they have Veruca suggest that Oz’s nature may be utterly at odds with his desire to live peacefully.

It’s hard to watch, though, when Oz kills Veruca. Did she deserve killing? I was slightly troubled that Buffy decided to go out to kill Veruca for Willow, and I knew that wouldn’t happen. But to suddenly have Oz tear her throat out- - and why? Ostensibly, to save Willow, but it’s a troubling act, slaughtering the mistress to appease the angered “wife.”

I love the moment when Willow feels betrayed by the language Oz and Veruca share as musicians. Oz very sweetly corrects Willow’s misunderstanding of their conversation about Amplifiers, but Willow still looks pathetic. And note: in a triangle, the one who looks pathetic loses.

If anything, the story of Oz and Willow and Veruca is one of sexual jealousy and rage, and the three conduct themselves like characters in a Greek tragedy. Sweet Willow, who has grown up convincingly since we first saw her, takes her sexual rage and dives right into full on satanic magic. (She can’t go through with her curse, admittedly.) Veruca comes to kill Willow before Oz kills her.

In the end, Willow’s pain is well portrayed. You really can feel her agony as Oz heads out. I wonder where he’ll go. We’ll probably see him kill a bear in Canada before he returns. I do wonder when Oz’s memory will start to improve. Veruca claimed to have total knowledge of her werewolf activities, so when will Oz evolve? Now?

In other news:

Giles needs a job, the poor, bored man. Isn’t there another library he could work at? Couldn't he be a freelance writer or something? And what happened to the cute British model who as wondering around in his shirt drinking margaritas? And, hello, why doesn’t he call Buffy’s mom?

A telling moment: When Buffy fails to save Willow from the car and Riley whisks Willow out of the way, Buffy apologizes to Riley. She says, “Thanks, I was too far away.” Such a super-hero thing to say. Not, “thanks for saving my friend,” but, “thanks for covering my job.”

Willow goes to Xander for advice, and Xander’s advice is wise. I just wanted to once again laud Xander, the secret hero of Buffy.

COOL LINES:


Giles: “You come on business I hope?”
Buffy: “Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.”
(Giles needs a job.)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Where the Wild Things Are

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 4, Episode “Where the Wild Things Are”
Broadcast April 25, 2000

CAST
Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head
Riley: Marc Blucas
Spike: James Marsters

SYNOPSIS

PROLOGUE

Riley and Buffy encounter something new in the graveyard: a vampire/demon team-up.

ACT 1

Riley wakes up the next morning next to Buffy and hears strange rustling sounds in the Lowell Frat House. Meanwhile, Anya and Xander are fighting because Anya thinks Xander is growing tired of her.

The Gang thinks demonic cyborg Adam is behind the recent co-operation of vampires and demons, which used to be verboten for both races. "He's bridging the gap, like Martin Luther King," Tara suggests. But they're going to put their war on Adam aside for a party at Lowell, which sits above the Initiative headquarters.

Xander shows up alone to the party because Anya's still mad. As the party gets underway, strange happenings begin: the fireplace downstairs flares up, igniting an Initiative guy's clothes.

ACT 2

Former demon Anya runs into Gelded Vampire Spike on the street and they end up moaning about how much they miss their powers. ("Things used to be so much simpler," Anya says.)

Xander, meanwhile, flirts rather skillfully with a cute girl named "Julie." Lying badly, Buffy and Riley slip upstairs to have even more sex, while downstairs the guests are discovering that touching the wall can have an erotic effect.

Tara freaks out when Willow touches her "it's dirty!" and runs away, while cute Julie virtually attacks Xander in a game of spin-the-bottle. Then she, too, runs away in shame. While the guests continue to get off by touching the wall and Buffy and Riley get lost to the world in their own lovemaking, Julie locks herself in a closet and starts hacking off her own hair. By the time the "spin the..." beer bottle explodes, maiming guests, the gang can't get to Buffy and Riley: the house is growing thick vines, covering the bedroom door.


ACT 3

Riley and Buffy are in their own little universe, which consists of them and the bed. "Never stop touching me," is all Buffy can say.

Meanwhile, the house shakes violently, sending everyone running for cover. Julie emerges having cut her hair off, screaming about her shame. The house won't let the gang get to Buffy, so it's time to find Giles.

The gang does find Giles exactly where he said he'd be: at a coffee house playing acoustic guitar and singing The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes" in a fairly decent tenor. The girls think he's sexy; Xander thinks this is creepier than the haunted house.

While the mossy tangle of vines thickens and closes off Buffy and Riley's lovemaking, the gang learns that the Lowell House was once a home for adolescents run by the still-living Genevieve Holt.

Interviewing Holt, the Gang learns that no children ever died there-- but they do uncover that the hyper-religious Holt abused the children whenever they manifested normal adolescent sex drives, vanity, and the like. She would even hold the nastiest ones under the water, "baptizing" them.

Giles knows now what is going on: it's a poltergeist manifested from the pain that built up over the years in the house, and now it's feeding off the lust of Riley and Buffy. Soon it will sap the pair of all their energy, and Riley and Buffy will die.

ACT 4

Now the Gang divides itself up: Anya and Xander head for the house to rescue Buffy,
while Tara, Giles and Willow conduct a séance, calling on the manifestation in the house. They draw the ghosts, as it were, out of the Lowell House and to Giles' place and plead with the children to release their pain.

But once machete-wielding Xander starts hacking his way thorough the thick vines that now grow throughout the house, the ghosts return with violent vengeance. Keeping Xander and Anya from Buffy and Riley, the try to drown Riley and impale Anya's hand with a vine, and slash at both of them. But finally, staying together, Anya and Xander arrive at the bedroom and force their way in.

That breaks the spell. Afterwards, the Gang is more horrified by Giles' singing than they are about this whole strange adventure.

NOTES

Well, this was an oddly anti-climactic episode that nevertheless had a few interesting points. The episode uses a little-employed conception of ghosts as not "spirits of the dead" but as batteries of psychic energy. This is a common reported kind of ghost, in fact most people who say they've seen ghosts report seeing someone alive appearing to them. Here, the images of the children are all representative of people who are probably still living, some of them perhaps in Sunnydale. My question is, given how cool that idea is, why not show us the adults? It would have been far more satisfying to see the pain come full circle, and see some of the former children come to put their own pent-up pain to rest.

Giles and Xander seem to have coolness that works in tandem. Thus in this episode, Giles is seen to be a decent singer (the girls seem to like him, despite themselves) while Xander suddenly manifests a mature flirting skill that I don't recall him having in the past. Perhaps the house amped his charisma.

On a minor note, I'm interested in the inevitable direction the show takes as Riley and Buffy continue to meld their two teams, just as Adam is bringing the demons and vampires together.

What I don't find particularly convincing is the notion that the Lowell Frat House has lain in wait for fifty years until a couple just lusty enough to wake it up came along. I mean, come on, this is a frat house. And this poltergeist doesn't respond to love, it responds to lust. You're telling me white-bread, ultra-bland super-couple Riley and Buffy are the heat this house needed?

Lastly, I'm not impressed by the Initiative Soldiers when one catches his pant leg on fire and all he can do is kick and scream while his buddy swats him with a blanket. Even Dick Van Dyke knew to stop, drop and roll; where's that stay-fast military training we've heard so much about?

So it goes. Some great lines, but "Where the Wild Things Are" ultimately doesn't quite get there.




QUOTES

"A ghost? What's the deal--Xander


Xander: "We need to go in there. Now who's with me?"
Spike: "I am. I know I'm not the first choice in heroics. And Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. And I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But... actually, all that sounded pretty convincing." (Wanders away.)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Anne

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 3
Episode: “Anne” (September 29, 1998)

Synopsis by Jason Henderson

Overview
Xavier, Willow, Oz and Cordelia are the Slayer scabs of Sunnydale while Buffy’s on the lam, waiting tables and investigating the demons that haunt the destitute and downtrodden in a slimy metropolis. When trouble follows you everywhere, what’s the point of leaving home?

Cast:
Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter
Angel: David Boreanaz
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Oz: Seth Green
Mr. Trick: K. Todd Freeman
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head

Synopsis

We open with a familiar scene: a fresh vampire climbing out of its grave. There’s a girl waiting to kill the newcomer, but we pan up to see—Willow! Willow tries to be clever (“That’s right, big boy, come and get it.”) but the vampire, unfortunately a former gymnast, vaults past her, and quickly outwits Xander and Oz, who together with Willow have the vampire-slaying prowess of Br’er Rabbit. The fill-in slayers lick their wounds, hoping that Buffy will reappear tomorrow, the first day of school.

Buffy, though, is in a hellish little apartment in a seamy metropolis far away, where she dreams of Angel, who she dispatched at the end of last season. (Buffy got thrown out of school along the way, and ran away from home.)

Buffy waits tables under the name of “Anne” at one of those diners where the waitresses get pinched too much, where she meets a hungry, sweet pair of runaways named Ricky and Lily, who have tattooed their names on one another’s arms. They look a little strung-out and broke, and Lily recognizes “Anne,” but can’t place her.

Back at Sunnydale, the Xander, Willow, and Cordelia confront the first day of their senior year. “Summer is over,” comments a teacher. “Be somber.” Cordelia and Xander both confide in Willow that they’re worried they’ve been forgotten by one another, and naturally they hit it off badly at first, assuming the worst. Giles the hunky watcher/librarian is obsessing over his slayer, and announces that he’s headed off to follow the latest in a series of disappointing leads as to Buffy’s whereabouts. Xander doesn’t want Giles to get his hopes up, though: “You’ll find her when she wants to be found.”

Back in Hell’s Kitchen, Buffy trudges through the depressing, steamy streets, where the throwaways of society mutter “I’m no-one” into brown paper bags. She runs into Lily the runaway again, who now recalls Buffy’s name. Seems Buffy saved Lily in another episode back in Sunnydale. Lily is a sweet, sort of innocent follower of whoever’s will she hands herself over to, and she’s on at least her third identity. Lily wants to attend some sort of Rave, but Buffy “wants to be alone.” A strange old man interrupts them, stepping in front a car to commit suicide before Buffy pushes him out of the way and takes the hit herself. Slayer-powers unfailing, she gets up and runs.

Buffy runs straight into the queasily caring Ken, a guy who hands out pamphlets for his runaway shelter. Ken is deeply concerned about what she’s running away from, and Buffy brushes him off.

Giles returns to Sunnydale, where he visits Joyce, Buffy’s mom, and tells her yet another lead was a dead end. Joyce appreciates the librarian’s attempts to bring her daughter home, but she blames Giles for Buffy’s problems in the first place. Pointedly, she resents “this whole relationship with her behind my back.” “I didn’t make Buffy who she is,” Giles the watcher replies, simply.
Lily comes to Buffy looking for help—boyfriend Ricky has disappeared. Buffy brushes Lily off. “But that’s who you are… you help people,” says Lily. Like any hero with a thousand faces, Buffy refuses twice before saying yes.

Lily and Buffy go to a blood bank where Ricky sells blood from time to time, and he hasn’t been seen, but something there gives Buffy the willies. Buffy goes searching an old building from Ricky, where she finds the same old man she saved earlier from the car, now dead from drinking Drano. But the twist is that the old man is Ricky, evidenced by the distinctive half-heart “Lily” tattoo.

Buffy presents Lily with this news, being a sort of sadistic hardass about it in the process. Lily freaks, accusing Buffy of bringing trouble, and runs out. Lily meets the creepy, hope-selling street-liberal Ken, who assures her that Ricky’s very much alive at the shelter, and they can go see him now.

Buffy checks out the blood bank by breaking into it, where she extracts information from the head nurse and finds out the bank “refers” its healthiest patrons to someone. Buffy decides to check out this shelter of Ken’s.

The shelter is a cover for a demonic slave-recruitment office that feeds off of runaways. Thinking it merely a religious sect, Lily agrees to go through a “cleansing” (being baptized in a dark pool) before she sees Ricky. Buffy shows up just in time, busting in (“I suck at undercover,” she says after failing to merely insinuate herself past the doormen.)

After Buffy knocks Ken’s face off and she learns he’s a demon, Ken captures Buffy and Lily and takes them through the pool, which is a portal to another, sub-terran dimension. “Welcome to my world. I hope you like it,” says Ken. “You’re never leaving.”

The underworld is a place where Ken works the runaways for their whole lives as slaves, turning wheels and banging on anvils with hammers until finally, so old they no longer remember themselves. Then they’re cast back to the upper world, where no time has passed while they lived out their miserable lives. “What is Hell, but the total absence of hope?” Ken observes. Ricky, he says, remembered her name for years, even after he forgot his own.

It’s down here in Hell that Buffy truly remembers who and what she is. She quickly manages to best the demons and she and Lily lead the slaves out of the underground before smashing Ken’s head with a club.

In Sunnydale, Xander, Willow and Oz kill a vampire (one of few successes) after getting Cordelia to act as bait. In the end, it’s Xander and Cordelia who kill the vampire together, and their relationship is made whole.

In the world above, Buffy decides to go home. Lily has to take care of herself now, and maybe she can. She takes over Buffy’s apartment and job, and even the name, “Anne.”

Finally, Buffy returns to her mother.


Notes

• A lot of heavy-duty classic hero myth in this one. The concept of this episode is a neat example of one of the unique strong points of the show—metaphors become literal reality. (This is the show where a girl was so unpopular that she became, literally, invisible.) This episode is about the identity crisis of runways, and perhaps teens in general. In the Buffy universe, teens struggle with finding themselves and run the risk of being thrown in a hell where they become truly no-one. This is good, modern myth-making.

But on a more literary level, this episode plays out the motif of the hero’s struggle to return home, a struggle usually more internal than external. That’s why it really doesn’t matter that Buffy overcomes the demons fairly easily—the real challenge was for her to remember her calling and identity. Whereas for this whole ep she’s been Anne, runaway, when put to the test (as a slave, she’s supposed to say, “I’m no-one,”) she says, “I’m Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.”)

It’s so incredibly appropriate that this episode not have Buffy in Sunnydale, and incredibly clever and classical of the writers. The place Buffy ends up is like hell, sure, but in a classical sense it’s more like Calypso’s island, where the warrior Odysseus spent many years after a harrowing experience in the Trojan War. When is it time to leave? When he remembers what home is. Buffy has been running, but until now, until she’s forced to reckon with who she is, she’s not ready to return.

• Another neat example of kid’s fears becoming literal horrors is the villainy of “helper” Ken. He’s so sweet and sickening, you just know he’s secretly a demon.

• How, really, could Buffy run away from her watcher? Doesn’t he have a “watcher sense,” in the same way Buffy has a “slayer sense?”

• I like Joyce’s comment that Giles’ relationship, as a secret, is a little inappropriate. This is a subject that I suspect is treated with utmost gingerness by the Buffy People, and it’s a good idea to transition the relationship into one that Buffy’s mom is aware of.

• Xander actually decides to use Cordelia as bait for a vampire! Does this seem like a good idea? With the track record these guys have, what on earth would prompt him to ask his own girlfriend to be vampire bait? I mean, I know he thinks she might be breaking up with him…

• Okay, I’ll say it. The scene where Buffy shows up at her Mom’s door is moving. Call me a sap.


Memorable Quotes

“You’ve got guts. I think I’d like to slit you open and play with them.”
Ken the demon to Buffy

Xander: And what’s with “come and get it, Big Boy?”
Willow: Well, the slayer always says some pun or witty play on words before she kills them. I think it throws the vampires off.
(X & W, on whether witticisms belong in a slaying.)

“If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite so many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna RULE.”
(Jock to Jock, making Jock sense in a Buffy world.)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Beauty & the Beasts

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 3
Episode: “Beauty & the Beasts” (October 20th, 1998)

Synopsis by Jason Henderson

Overview
It’s Ozwatch, that time of the month when the moon is full, Oz becomes a werewolf, and the gang become wolfsitters at Oz’s cage. But there’s a beast tearing citizens apart by night: is the gang watching Oz close enough, or is there a new beast in town?


Credits:

Screenplay: Marti Noxon
Direction: James Whitmore, Jr.
Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter
Angel: David Boreanaz
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Oz: Seth Green
Faith: Eliza Dushku
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head

Synopsis

We open with Willow reading a tale of dogs, rabbits and primal urges from London’s CALL OF THE WILD. She’s reading to Oz, her werewolf boyfriend, who is safely in his cage. Xander relieves Willow of her duties so she can study, and promptly lies down on the table and goes to sleep.

Faith and Buffy, meanwhile, are out slaying and discussing boys and beasts. “All men are beasts,” explains Faith. “Every guy from manimal to Mr I-love-The English-Patient has a beast in him.” Buffy isn’t sure, but as they speak a young man is being torn apart in the woods.

Next day, Willow (sh of the werewolf boyfriend) disagrees with Faith’s thesis, and we’re introduced to Pete and Debbie, friends of Buffy’s new beau Scott. Debbie is already seeing the counselor Mr. Platt, with whom Buffy has an appointment.

The news of last night’s mauling hits the library and the gang is concerned that Oz might have escaped to kill, since Xander fell asleep. Oz is mortified.

Buffy goes to meet the counselor, who explains he’s not meant to be a friend, but “an honest, trained, not-too-crazy professional” to help her fight whatever demons Buffy has. She slowly warms to him as she struggles to deal with issues of her strange love for Angel, the vampire she loved and, finally, killed. “You can’t stay lost forever,” Platt says. “or love becomes your master… and you’re just it’s dog.”

The day wears on as the gang decides how to investigate the mauling, and finally Oz grimly shuts himself in his cage, turning away from Willow.

Buffy follows a strange, naked figure in the woods to find it’s Angel, in a snarling feral state. She soon chains him up in the mansion, terrified and confused. She goes back to the library to relieve Faith from Ozwatch and try to find answers on how Angel could have returned from the demon dimension.

Meanwhile, Willow, Xander and Cordelia check out the body in the morgue. Cordelia’s conclusion: “This guy was ripped apart by a big, wild animal.”

Next morning, Giles awakens Buffy at the library, where’s she’s snuggled up with an arcane book on demon dimensions. She says she dreamt that Angel returned. Giles entertains the idea, concluding that it’s unlikely anyone could return to the demon dimension, having suffered possibly hundreds of years of torture. Still, he says, there are two kinds of monsters: those who are redeemable, amd those who are void of humanity and unresponsive to reason or love. Perhaps a redeemable demon could make it out with some vestige of sanity.

Scott and Buffy lunch with Debby and Pete, who are cute and loving. The boy who was killed, turns out, was a semi-ex-beau of Debby’s. When Debby and Pete leave, they slip into a broom closet to make out, but Pete goes ballistic when he finds an empty jar of some concoction he’s sworn off.

Meanwhile, Buffy goes to see Mr. Platt, and spills her whole story to the man before realizing he’s dead.

Pete roars at Debby in the broom closet, accusing her of making him drink the stuff in the first place, accuses her of whoring, metamorphsese into a demon, smacks her around, and promptly snaps out of it, begging her forgiveness like (sort of “Dr. Jekkyl and Ike Turner.” She knows, he says kindly, that she should’t make him mad.

The gand is thrilled that Oz is cleared, since the killing happened in daylight, but Buffy secretly fears it was Angel. Except the one thing connecting both victims so far is Debby, who was patient to one and ex-girlfriend to the other.) Oz has to loan some notes to Debby, and wen he sees her, she’s got a great shiner and dodges his questions while Pete angrily watches from afar.

Buffy and Willow intervene with Debby in the girls’ room. “You know what works to cover a shiner?” Buffy suggests, “Don’t get hit.” Debby doesn’t want to turn Pete in, because he’s “not himself” when he gets like this. Willow points out that it’ll never seem like a good time to do something about it, and “if Pete kills you, it’ll pretty much be too late.”

Angel, meanwhile, breaks his chains and bursts out of the mansion crypt.

Pete comes to attack Oz, who is sitting in his cage. He turns into his beast form, accusing Oz of hitting on Debby, and busts Oz out.

Debbie, meanwhile, chatters “He does love me!” over and over. “I think we broke her,” Willow says, and the two girls leave Debbie to her gibbering.

As the sun goes down, Oz metamorphs into his werewolf state, and then the fight really begins. Buffy chases Oz while Faith goes after Beast Pete. Beast Pete goes straight back to Debbie, and by the time Buffy arrives, Debbie’s already dead. Pete nearly kills Buffy but is stopped at the last minute by Angel, who busts in to protect her. After killing the beast, Angel stares at Buffy, looking for his voice. “Buffy,” he finally says, falling to his knees.

It turns out, in the end, that Pete originally used the concoction to become “more manly” to please Debby, but soon had no need of it. It wasn’t the concoction, but himself, that allowed him to go beastly, as it were. The beast was in him all the time.

We end with Buffy reading to the snarling, chained Angel, from London’s CALL OF THE WILD.



Notes

The best part of this episode is the struggle of Angel, who we saw emerge from the demon dimension last episode. Angel presumably has been suffering hundreds of years of torture in his innocent form, and he’s so damaged that he barely retains humanity. And yet he knows Buffy, remembers her, and his ability to pronounce her name is the first step to the recovery of is sanity.

The thesis that there lies in all men a primordial beast is an old, good one. It’s nice that Pete ultimately didn’t need the concoction to become his beast. Actually, this is how it worked in Stevenson’s “Strange Case of Dr. Jekkyl and Mr. Hyde,” too. In the end, Mr. Hyde was merely a naturaly occurring, now unleashed part of the subconscious.

It’s also interesting to note that in this case, the beast was necessary: Angel in his beast form is a good match for Beast Pete, suggesting that subconscious aggression has its practical uses. But it’s Angel’s humantity that drives him to use that bestialism to protect, rather than victimize.

On another note, what sort of parents do Willow and Xander have, anyway? What does Xander tell his folks when he goes to spend all night in the library? The truth? Who would believe that?

Giles, for his part, looks more and more like a parent to the slayer gang, yelling at Xander for falling asleeo, chiding Buffy when she rushes Willow’s report. (Let the girl finish, Buffy.”) This is a strange little family that’s growing here at the library. I can’t decide whether Xander, Willow and Cordelia are more like Buffy and Giles’ family members, groupies, or work study interns.

Here’s a nice bit of self-aware screenwriting: At the end, Cordelia hears the outcome of the whole episode and asks, “where have I been?” That’s a good question, because we haven’t seen her since the morgue scene early on. I suspect the script lacked room for her with the inclusion of Debby and Pete, and here’s a nice wink to the choice of simply dropping her until the performance review, as it were.

The concept of Ozwatch is interesting, suggesting once again the decent world-building the this show employs. These characters can deal with anything. (Thank god the library has a cage for its rare books.)

Lastly, the moment when Oz locks himself in is nicely chilling: “Get away from the cage,” he tells Willow. Oz knows he has a beast in him, and he’s as practical as he is ashamed.

Memorable Quotes

On the full monty
“No worries, I can handle the Oz full monty. I mean, not handle, handle, like, hands-to-flesh, handle.”
(Xander, relieving Willow on Ozwatch, on what to do when Oz awakens confused and naked the next morning.)

On the not-so-full monty
“That’s okay, I’m still getting used to half-a-monty.”
(Willow, on how far she has or hasn’t gone with Oz. This makes Xander nicely jealous, by the way.)

On conversational nicety:
“You know that thing where you bail in the middle of an upsetting conversation? I have to do that.”
(Oz, who has had enough listening to people assume he’s been ripping people apart by night, and needs to go lock himself up.)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Bad Blood

Graphic Novelist

By Jason Henderson

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Bad Blood

$9.95 from Dark Horse

Written by Andi Watson
Pencils by Joe Bennett
Inks by Rick Ketcham


What a thankless task it is to produce adaptations of favorite properties like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. There are several layers of "creatives" to keep in mind at all times. At the top of the heap are the folks responsible for the show itself: the executive producer (in this case Joss Whedon) and the story editors. Then there are the writers of the shows who define the stories to be accepted as "canon," even the actors, who define how the audience is going to read the characters of your tie-in novel or comic. I've been in this game before, writing Marvel and Highlander novels, and it's a weird little writing dance. The writer wants to tell a good story, but he or she has to tell that story in a way that the fans will embrace. Change a character in a subtle way and fans can become very upset, and the powers that be guard against that event rigorously. You don't own these characters and you can't take them anywhere really exciting, or it's liable to change them, and only the upperclassmen get to do that. In this arena, you might tell a good story, but it's a real challenge to make it sing.

To my mind still, as I've said before, the most powerful and effective comic adaptations of a series are Dark Horse's Aliens/Predator series and Topps' early X-Files comics by Stefan Petrucha. Aliens/Predator had plenty of room to tell fascinating stories because the audience had little in mind already, other than the general nature of the creatures, leaving the writers and artists to unlock whole new storehouses of story and art. At the X-Files comic, Petrucha somehow got clearance to take Scully and Mulder on long, intellectual trips that didn't echo the show as much as some would like but made truly thoughtful and exciting comics reading. Those adaptations sing.

And then there's the Buffy comics, which work, but don't quite sing. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Bad Blood collects in one volume the Blad Blood storyline, in which formerly beautiful Selke, a powerful vampire, comes gunning for Buffy and looking for a way to return her lost good looks. It seems Buffy tried to burn the vampire alive but left before the task was complete.

In fact, this is a story that has great potential, because I can't think of a time on the show when a monster came after Buffy for revenge. Normally, Buffy reacts to someone causing problems in Sunnydale. There have been times when evil came for the Slayer because they wanted her out of the way, but revenge is different. There's nice drama in our hero being pursued by someone with righteous anger. Revenge, for instance, is what made Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan a step above the rest of the Trek movies. An angry and personal enemy calls for our empathy, and we don't get to empathize much with the villains on Buffy. Did anyone want to see the Evil Mayor win?

But somehow the story just never quite comes across. Selke the vampire is exciting enough; she's full of self-loathing because she's lost respect among the vampires now that her face is hideous. (Burn scarring takes a long time to heal, and vampires are a vain lot.) In a nice subplot, Selke is duped by a frightened plastic surgeon who gives her a useless salve, and her childish desperation really plays. But Stefan Petrucha would have given us a long scene somewhere between Angel and Selke about the nature of beauty among the dead, and it would have given you chills. Here it's just a subplot that never comes to any real fruition.

Meanwhile, we have our heroes, who seem here chiefly to crack one-liners. This is the thankless writing I mentioned; the humor of Buffy has a distinct sound that relies on a repeated delivery cadence; it's hard to know if it's right without the actors to read it. The humor here is too movie-like and quippy, not the odd wordplay of the TV characters.

As a backup to Bad Blood, this collection includes the short story Hello, Moon, by Christopher Golden, a short character study in which Buffy essentially runs into the Creature from the Black Lagoon. After they fight a little they end up talking about the nature of fighting evil and knowing you can never really win. It's a nice moment that begs more plot, but moment is what it's here for.

You might say I'm too hard on the Buffy comics because I compare them too much to their live-action source material. Not so. Unfortunately it's the nature of the beast-- who will read a Buffy adaptation but a Buffy fan? Sometimes you can win the fan over if you offer more-- a peak inside the characters, a la X-Files or Aliens/Predator. But most of the time, my bet is that the writers can't provide it, and it's probably not even their fault. And that's the nature of tie-ins.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Anne

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 3
Episode: “Anne” (September 29, 1998)

Synopsis by Jason Henderson

Overview
Xavier, Willow, Oz and Cordelia are the Slayer scabs of Sunnydale while Buffy’s on the lam, waiting tables and investigating the demons that haunt the destitute and downtrodden in a slimy metropolis. When trouble follows you everywhere, what’s the point of leaving home?

Cast:
Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter
Angel: David Boreanaz
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Oz: Seth Green
Mr. Trick: K. Todd Freeman
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head

Synopsis

We open with a familiar scene: a fresh vampire climbing out of its grave. There’s a girl waiting to kill the newcomer, but we pan up to see—Willow! Willow tries to be clever (“That’s right, big boy, come and get it.”) but the vampire, unfortunately a former gymnast, vaults past her, and quickly outwits Xander and Oz, who together with Willow have the vampire-slaying prowess of Br’er Rabbit. The fill-in slayers lick their wounds, hoping that Buffy will reappear tomorrow, the first day of school.

Buffy, though, is in a hellish little apartment in a seamy metropolis far away, where she dreams of Angel, who she dispatched at the end of last season. (Buffy got thrown out of school along the way, and ran away from home.)

Buffy waits tables under the name of “Anne” at one of those diners where the waitresses get pinched too much, where she meets a hungry, sweet pair of runaways named Ricky and Lily, who have tattooed their names on one another’s arms. They look a little strung-out and broke, and Lily recognizes “Anne,” but can’t place her.

Back at Sunnydale, the Xander, Willow, and Cordelia confront the first day of their senior year. “Summer is over,” comments a teacher. “Be somber.” Cordelia and Xander both confide in Willow that they’re worried they’ve been forgotten by one another, and naturally they hit it off badly at first, assuming the worst. Giles the hunky watcher/librarian is obsessing over his slayer, and announces that he’s headed off to follow the latest in a series of disappointing leads as to Buffy’s whereabouts. Xander doesn’t want Giles to get his hopes up, though: “You’ll find her when she wants to be found.”

Back in Hell’s Kitchen, Buffy trudges through the depressing, steamy streets, where the throwaways of society mutter “I’m no-one” into brown paper bags. She runs into Lily the runaway again, who now recalls Buffy’s name. Seems Buffy saved Lily in another episode back in Sunnydale. Lily is a sweet, sort of innocent follower of whoever’s will she hands herself over to, and she’s on at least her third identity. Lily wants to attend some sort of Rave, but Buffy “wants to be alone.” A strange old man interrupts them, stepping in front a car to commit suicide before Buffy pushes him out of the way and takes the hit herself. Slayer-powers unfailing, she gets up and runs.

Buffy runs straight into the queasily caring Ken, a guy who hands out pamphlets for his runaway shelter. Ken is deeply concerned about what she’s running away from, and Buffy brushes him off.

Giles returns to Sunnydale, where he visits Joyce, Buffy’s mom, and tells her yet another lead was a dead end. Joyce appreciates the librarian’s attempts to bring her daughter home, but she blames Giles for Buffy’s problems in the first place. Pointedly, she resents “this whole relationship with her behind my back.” “I didn’t make Buffy who she is,” Giles the watcher replies, simply.
Lily comes to Buffy looking for help—boyfriend Ricky has disappeared. Buffy brushes Lily off. “But that’s who you are… you help people,” says Lily. Like any hero with a thousand faces, Buffy refuses twice before saying yes.

Lily and Buffy go to a blood bank where Ricky sells blood from time to time, and he hasn’t been seen, but something there gives Buffy the willies. Buffy goes searching an old building from Ricky, where she finds the same old man she saved earlier from the car, now dead from drinking Drano. But the twist is that the old man is Ricky, evidenced by the distinctive half-heart “Lily” tattoo.

Buffy presents Lily with this news, being a sort of sadistic hardass about it in the process. Lily freaks, accusing Buffy of bringing trouble, and runs out. Lily meets the creepy, hope-selling street-liberal Ken, who assures her that Ricky’s very much alive at the shelter, and they can go see him now.

Buffy checks out the blood bank by breaking into it, where she extracts information from the head nurse and finds out the bank “refers” its healthiest patrons to someone. Buffy decides to check out this shelter of Ken’s.

The shelter is a cover for a demonic slave-recruitment office that feeds off of runaways. Thinking it merely a religious sect, Lily agrees to go through a “cleansing” (being baptized in a dark pool) before she sees Ricky. Buffy shows up just in time, busting in (“I suck at undercover,” she says after failing to merely insinuate herself past the doormen.)

After Buffy knocks Ken’s face off and she learns he’s a demon, Ken captures Buffy and Lily and takes them through the pool, which is a portal to another, sub-terran dimension. “Welcome to my world. I hope you like it,” says Ken. “You’re never leaving.”

The underworld is a place where Ken works the runaways for their whole lives as slaves, turning wheels and banging on anvils with hammers until finally, so old they no longer remember themselves. Then they’re cast back to the upper world, where no time has passed while they lived out their miserable lives. “What is Hell, but the total absence of hope?” Ken observes. Ricky, he says, remembered her name for years, even after he forgot his own.

It’s down here in Hell that Buffy truly remembers who and what she is. She quickly manages to best the demons and she and Lily lead the slaves out of the underground before smashing Ken’s head with a club.

In Sunnydale, Xander, Willow and Oz kill a vampire (one of few successes) after getting Cordelia to act as bait. In the end, it’s Xander and Cordelia who kill the vampire together, and their relationship is made whole.

In the world above, Buffy decides to go home. Lily has to take care of herself now, and maybe she can. She takes over Buffy’s apartment and job, and even the name, “Anne.”

Finally, Buffy returns to her mother.


Notes

• A lot of heavy-duty classic hero myth in this one. The concept of this episode is a neat example of one of the unique strong points of the show—metaphors become literal reality. (This is the show where a girl was so unpopular that she became, literally, invisible.) This episode is about the identity crisis of runways, and perhaps teens in general. In the Buffy universe, teens struggle with finding themselves and run the risk of being thrown in a hell where they become truly no-one. This is good, modern myth-making.

But on a more literary level, this episode plays out the motif of the hero’s struggle to return home, a struggle usually more internal than external. That’s why it really doesn’t matter that Buffy overcomes the demons fairly easily—the real challenge was for her to remember her calling and identity. Whereas for this whole ep she’s been Anne, runaway, when put to the test (as a slave, she’s supposed to say, “I’m no-one,”) she says, “I’m Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.”)

It’s so incredibly appropriate that this episode not have Buffy in Sunnydale, and incredibly clever and classical of the writers. The place Buffy ends up is like hell, sure, but in a classical sense it’s more like Calypso’s island, where the warrior Odysseus spent many years after a harrowing experience in the Trojan War. When is it time to leave? When he remembers what home is. Buffy has been running, but until now, until she’s forced to reckon with who she is, she’s not ready to return.

• Another neat example of kid’s fears becoming literal horrors is the villainy of “helper” Ken. He’s so sweet and sickening, you just know he’s secretly a demon.

• How, really, could Buffy run away from her watcher? Doesn’t he have a “watcher sense,” in the same way Buffy has a “slayer sense?”

• I like Joyce’s comment that Giles’ relationship, as a secret, is a little inappropriate. This is a subject that I suspect is treated with utmost gingerness by the Buffy People, and it’s a good idea to transition the relationship into one that Buffy’s mom is aware of.

• Xander actually decides to use Cordelia as bait for a vampire! Does this seem like a good idea? With the track record these guys have, what on earth would prompt him to ask his own girlfriend to be vampire bait? I mean, I know he thinks she might be breaking up with him…

• Okay, I’ll say it. The scene where Buffy shows up at her Mom’s door is moving. Call me a sap.


Memorable Quotes

“You’ve got guts. I think I’d like to slit you open and play with them.”
Ken the demon to Buffy

Xander: And what’s with “come and get it, Big Boy?”
Willow: Well, the slayer always says some pun or witty play on words before she kills them. I think it throws the vampires off.
(X & W, on whether witticisms belong in a slaying.)

“If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite so many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna RULE.”
(Jock to Jock, making Jock sense in a Buffy world.)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Beer Bad

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Season 4
Episode: “Beer Bad”

Cast:
Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Oz: Seth Green
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head

Prologue
Buffy fantasizes over and over about saving Parker, the boy who used and dropped her. In these fantasies he contritely vows his love, devotion and desire for forgiveness. In the real world, Parker is chatting up yet another girl in Psych class while the Professor chats us up on the Pleasure Principle, which says that humans will keep fighting for what they desire, need it or not. (In the next fantasy, Parker brings ice cream.)

Act 1
Buffy observes that maybe its Maybelline. No, no. Buffy mopes while Xander tries out his new bartender routine- - he’s gonna be slinging drinks at the pub so he can be more than “just a townie.” Buffy, meanwhile, can’t quite grasp that Parker’s not gonna come around and love her. (She’s convinced the death of his father has given him “intimacy problems.”)

Xander has a harder time at the pub than he expected, and gets rudely insulted by a Brainy Frat Boy (We’re the future of this country, and you keep the bowl of peanuts full.) Buffy spots Parker with his latest conquest, which is confirmed by Riley, the cute and clever TA.

As Parker mugs with NextGirl, Buffy wonders to Xander about throwing him to the vampires (which I suppose she could do.) But instead she falls in with the same frat guys who insulted Xander and listens to the BS all night while she gets sauced on a microbrew called Black Frost.

Meanwhile, at the Bronze, Oz is ever so obviously going gaga for trip-hop baby Veruca, whom he’s spotted before. Willow can already see the writing on the wall.

Next day, Buffy is groggy and waxing lovingly about beer “It’s nice. Foamy. Beer.” She’s a little out of it and gets weirder, grabbing food from another student and chowing down while Willow reacts with horror.

Oh, and in the back of the pub, someone’s putting a strange potion in the Black Frost.

Act 2
Buffy and Brainy Frat Boys are drinking again and going straight downhill into monosyllabic beer-philosophy. Meanwhile, Oz wants to drag Willow to another of Veruca’s gigs - - Oz has been asked to sit in with the band (“Shy”). “Two Veruca shows in two nights?” Oz says, a little sadly, “Yeah, I guess I can see how it would be... dull for ya.”
At the pub, when Buffy reaches the point of climbing around on the Jukebox (“Sings. Good.”), Xander cuts her off and sends her home. (“Want more beer! Beer good!” “No, beer bad. Bad, bad beer. What the Hell am I saying?”)
Willow seeks out Parker to “give you a piece of my mind” about how he used Buffy. Parker’s attitude: what was he supposed to do, announce ahead of time that it was a one-night stand? Parker spells out his philosophy to Willow: “Just for one night, can’t two people create something wonderful, then go back to their lives, and not ask for more?” Willow can grasp his point, so he says he’s sorry in any event that he hurt Buffy and that Willow’s a good friend for standing up for her.

Act 3
The Brainy Frat Guys morph into Cave People, complete with big brows, and turn on Xander. (I hope Xander managed to hold onto the tip he got out of them.) Luckily Xander remembers his trusty lighter and frightens them off with “Fire - - fire angry.”
Now the frat boys go a-wilding, damaging landscape and cars before kidnapping some college girls and dragging them to the frat house.
Turns out the bartender, angry at the class snobbery of the frat boys, slipped a magic mickey into the Black Frost. It’ll wear off, he says, but for now it will bring them down a few thousand notches. Xander, though, is worried about superhumanly strong Buffy, who got a dose, too.
Xander grabs Giles and they find Buffy in her dorm room, where she’s drawn stick images of Parker on the walls. (“Parker bad,” she says, beating the image with her palm.)
Parker, meanwhile, is moving in for the kill with Willow, as he steers the conversation to exactly the words he used with Buffy, and how he’s enjoyed sitting here with Willow, here, tonight. But Willow’s no fool: “this isn’t sharing, this isn’t connecting. This is about getting sex. Men haven’t changed since the dawn of time.”
Then, cavemen run in.
Buffy escapes Giles and Xander in search of beer.
Willow gets knocked unconscious in the frat house basement, and the cavemen, rather than immediately assaulting the various women they have with them, instead grunt and dance with burning sticks, starting a bonfire. They knock Willow and Parker out.

Act 4
The fire in the frat house blocks the entrance to the basement. Buffy sniffs the fire and, pronouncing fire “bad,” she goes to the frat house. When she sees Willow unconscious, she jumps down the stairs over the fire barrier, then realizing she can’t go back, scales the wall to knock out a ground-level window. The cave guys begin escaping the fire through this exit, leaving Buffy alone with Parker, who’s coming around.
“What do we do?” Parker says, and Buffy smacks him with a big stick and drags him to safety.
Up above, once the cave guys are safely locked in a van, Parker apologizes to Buffy. She clubs him upside the head again.

NOTES

Wonderful episode, for several reasons, not the least of which is Parker gets his comeuppance. The whole ep hangs around yet another Whedonism: this time, the effect of beer is amplified in the Buffy world to reduce college kids, literally, to monosyllabic vandals and rapists.

The frat boys don’t start out well. I cringed in the Good Will Hunting scene, when the Brainy Frat Guy embarrasses Xander by taunting him with his big swingin’ vocabulary. “Were you discussing the geopolitical ramifications of bioengineering?” This guy’s a jerk, and he’s full of BS. I felt for Xander in this episode. He so doesn’t deserve the treatment he gets at the hands of these guys.

But then, Xander is a cool character, because we do see him get hurt, and it always has the same effect: he gets hurt, it registers with him, and her notes it and pretty much gets over it. Note especially that, as the one powerless character in a team consisting of a Librarian Pseudo-Warlock, a Super-Hero, a Witch, and a Werewolf, Xander saves the day a lot. Would you have thought to scare the cavemen with your lighter? Be honest. I hope that by the grace of something or other Xander gets to go to college. He deserves it.

I also especially love the astuteness of Willow, which is a theme in this episode - - with Buffy, with Oz, with Parker. With Buffy, Willow reminds her to cut the crap and quit imagining Parker to be anything but a seducer. We should all have a Willow to tell us when we’re inventing a better world.

When Oz starts staring a little too long at Veruca, Willow knows the score, probably before Oz does. This is a very adult response. She’s not merely jealous, she knows how things go and can see the most likely road ahead.

But the best moment is Willow and Parker’s dance. Parker verbally circles Willow like a hyena, sniffing for weaknesses. You can see him trying to fit his best lines through a new seduction filter he’s built just for Willow, on the fly - - he has to both own up to being a jerk and seduce her anyway, and he considers it a great challenge. In a sense, what Parker does is cast spells with his voice, bringing people under his will one at a time. He chooses words and phrases that roll out like an incantation, meant to penetrate the ego of his conquests:

I haven’t found the “the one” yet
I have yet to find the girl I can just - - you know - -
Sit with
Feeling totally at ease
Spew whatever’s on my mind
Or even sit comfortably in silence.
[INSERT NAME HERE], can I tell you something private?
[Wait for response.]
I've enjoyed talking with YOU.
HERE.
TONIGHT.

Parker’s lines don’t move Willow, a witch; she knows a spell when she hears one, even a perfectly everyday spell.

By the way, Parker gets knocked out no less that three times in this episode. Luckily, this is the Buffy universe, where being knocked out is no big thing. Remember when Giles used to get knocked unconscious like, every other episode?

Oh, we should discuss the hero. She really is one. It’s nice that Buffy, even as a cavegirl, seeks out evil to stop it- - hence she runs towards, not away from, fire. She may knock Parker out but she still retains her heroic impulse, and drags him to safety. She’s a hero even without her conscious mind.

BEST LINE
Xander: Anyways, was there a lesson in all this? What did we learn about beer?
Cave Buffy: Foamy.
Xander: Good. Just as long as that’s clear.

Willow: “Just how gullible do you think I am?”

Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Beauty & the Beasts

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 3
Episode: “Beauty & the Beasts” (October 20th, 1998)

Synopsis by Jason Henderson

Overview
It’s Ozwatch, that time of the month when the moon is full, Oz becomes a werewolf, and the gang become wolfsitters at Oz’s cage. But there’s a beast tearing citizens apart by night: is the gang watching Oz close enough, or is there a new beast in town?


Credits:

Screenplay: Marti Noxon
Direction: James Whitmore, Jr.
Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter
Angel: David Boreanaz
Willow: Alyson Hannigan
Xander: Nicholas Brendan
Oz: Seth Green
Faith: Eliza Dushku
Giles: Anthony Stewart Head

Synopsis

We open with Willow reading a tale of dogs, rabbits and primal urges from London’s CALL OF THE WILD. She’s reading to Oz, her werewolf boyfriend, who is safely in his cage. Xander relieves Willow of her duties so she can study, and promptly lies down on the table and goes to sleep.

Faith and Buffy, meanwhile, are out slaying and discussing boys and beasts. “All men are beasts,” explains Faith. “Every guy from manimal to Mr I-love-The English-Patient has a beast in him.” Buffy isn’t sure, but as they speak a young man is being torn apart in the woods.

Next day, Willow (sh of the werewolf boyfriend) disagrees with Faith’s thesis, and we’re introduced to Pete and Debbie, friends of Buffy’s new beau Scott. Debbie is already seeing the counselor Mr. Platt, with whom Buffy has an appointment.

The news of last night’s mauling hits the library and the gang is concerned that Oz might have escaped to kill, since Xander fell asleep. Oz is mortified.

Buffy goes to meet the counselor, who explains he’s not meant to be a friend, but “an honest, trained, not-too-crazy professional” to help her fight whatever demons Buffy has. She slowly warms to him as she struggles to deal with issues of her strange love for Angel, the vampire she loved and, finally, killed. “You can’t stay lost forever,” Platt says. “or love becomes your master… and you’re just it’s dog.”

The day wears on as the gang decides how to investigate the mauling, and finally Oz grimly shuts himself in his cage, turning away from Willow.

Buffy follows a strange, naked figure in the woods to find it’s Angel, in a snarling feral state. She soon chains him up in the mansion, terrified and confused. She goes back to the library to relieve Faith from Ozwatch and try to find answers on how Angel could have returned from the demon dimension.

Meanwhile, Willow, Xander and Cordelia check out the body in the morgue. Cordelia’s conclusion: “This guy was ripped apart by a big, wild animal.”

Next morning, Giles awakens Buffy at the library, where’s she’s snuggled up with an arcane book on demon dimensions. She says she dreamt that Angel returned. Giles entertains the idea, concluding that it’s unlikely anyone could return to the demon dimension, having suffered possibly hundreds of years of torture. Still, he says, there are two kinds of monsters: those who are redeemable, amd those who are void of humanity and unresponsive to reason or love. Perhaps a redeemable demon could make it out with some vestige of sanity.

Scott and Buffy lunch with Debby and Pete, who are cute and loving. The boy who was killed, turns out, was a semi-ex-beau of Debby’s. When Debby and Pete leave, they slip into a broom closet to make out, but Pete goes ballistic when he finds an empty jar of some concoction he’s sworn off.

Meanwhile, Buffy goes to see Mr. Platt, and spills her whole story to the man before realizing he’s dead.

Pete roars at Debby in the broom closet, accusing her of making him drink the stuff in the first place, accuses her of whoring, metamorphsese into a demon, smacks her around, and promptly snaps out of it, begging her forgiveness like (sort of “Dr. Jekkyl and Ike Turner.” She knows, he says kindly, that she should’t make him mad.

The gand is thrilled that Oz is cleared, since the killing happened in daylight, but Buffy secretly fears it was Angel. Except the one thing connecting both victims so far is Debby, who was patient to one and ex-girlfriend to the other.) Oz has to loan some notes to Debby, and wen he sees her, she’s got a great shiner and dodges his questions while Pete angrily watches from afar.

Buffy and Willow intervene with Debby in the girls’ room. “You know what works to cover a shiner?” Buffy suggests, “Don’t get hit.” Debby doesn’t want to turn Pete in, because he’s “not himself” when he gets like this. Willow points out that it’ll never seem like a good time to do something about it, and “if Pete kills you, it’ll pretty much be too late.”

Angel, meanwhile, breaks his chains and bursts out of the mansion crypt.

Pete comes to attack Oz, who is sitting in his cage. He turns into his beast form, accusing Oz of hitting on Debby, and busts Oz out.

Debbie, meanwhile, chatters “He does love me!” over and over. “I think we broke her,” Willow says, and the two girls leave Debbie to her gibbering.

As the sun goes down, Oz metamorphs into his werewolf state, and then the fight really begins. Buffy chases Oz while Faith goes after Beast Pete. Beast Pete goes straight back to Debbie, and by the time Buffy arrives, Debbie’s already dead. Pete nearly kills Buffy but is stopped at the last minute by Angel, who busts in to protect her. After killing the beast, Angel stares at Buffy, looking for his voice. “Buffy,” he finally says, falling to his knees.

It turns out, in the end, that Pete originally used the concoction to become “more manly” to please Debby, but soon had no need of it. It wasn’t the concoction, but himself, that allowed him to go beastly, as it were. The beast was in him all the time.

We end with Buffy reading to the snarling, chained Angel, from London’s CALL OF THE WILD.



Notes

The best part of this episode is the struggle of Angel, who we saw emerge from the demon dimension last episode. Angel presumably has been suffering hundreds of years of torture in his innocent form, and he’s so damaged that he barely retains humanity. And yet he knows Buffy, remembers her, and his ability to pronounce her name is the first step to the recovery of is sanity.

The thesis that there lies in all men a primordial beast is an old, good one. It’s nice that Pete ultimately didn’t need the concoction to become his beast. Actually, this is how it worked in Stevenson’s “Strange Case of Dr. Jekkyl and Mr. Hyde,” too. In the end, Mr. Hyde was merely a naturaly occurring, now unleashed part of the subconscious.

It’s also interesting to note that in this case, the beast was necessary: Angel in his beast form is a good match for Beast Pete, suggesting that subconscious aggression has its practical uses. But it’s Angel’s humantity that drives him to use that bestialism to protect, rather than victimize.

On another note, what sort of parents do Willow and Xander have, anyway? What does Xander tell his folks when he goes to spend all night in the library? The truth? Who would believe that?

Giles, for his part, looks more and more like a parent to the slayer gang, yelling at Xander for falling asleeo, chiding Buffy when she rushes Willow’s report. (Let the girl finish, Buffy.”) This is a strange little family that’s growing here at the library. I can’t decide whether Xander, Willow and Cordelia are more like Buffy and Giles’ family members, groupies, or work study interns.

Here’s a nice bit of self-aware screenwriting: At the end, Cordelia hears the outcome of the whole episode and asks, “where have I been?” That’s a good question, because we haven’t seen her since the morgue scene early on. I suspect the script lacked room for her with the inclusion of Debby and Pete, and here’s a nice wink to the choice of simply dropping her until the performance review, as it were.

The concept of Ozwatch is interesting, suggesting once again the decent world-building the this show employs. These characters can deal with anything. (Thank god the library has a cage for its rare books.)

Lastly, the moment when Oz locks himself in is nicely chilling: “Get away from the cage,” he tells Willow. Oz knows he has a beast in him, and he’s as practical as he is ashamed.

Memorable Quotes

On the full monty
“No worries, I can handle the Oz full monty. I mean, not handle, handle, like, hands-to-flesh, handle.”
(Xander, relieving Willow on Ozwatch, on what to do when Oz awakens confused and naked the next morning.)

On the not-so-full monty
“That’s okay, I’m still getting used to half-a-monty.”
(Willow, on how far she has or hasn’t gone with Oz. This makes Xander nicely jealous, by the way.)

On conversational nicety:
“You know that thing where you bail in the middle of an upsetting conversation? I have to do that.”
(Oz, who has had enough listening to people assume he’s been ripping people apart by night, and needs to go lock himself up.)